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"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 03/16/2019 at 16:06 • Filed to: None

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ive just bought a pack of fags 10 minutes ago..... and ive put them.... somewhere?

da fuq?

this stupid shitty filthy habbit is pricey enough without me going senile on meself

oh well... guess ill go fetch another pack

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/16/2019 at 16:14

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Lol. Have you tried the fridge. Mum several times put her fags in the fridge when she was putting the shopping away.

We don’t even sell packs of ten over here anymore, just 20s, though some brands do packs of 18 or 19. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 03/16/2019 at 16:15

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lol yep... i checked the freezer too..

god knows where ive put the fucking things

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/16/2019 at 16:15

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Does fag have a secret new meaning I don't know of? 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/16/2019 at 16:16

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cigarettes mate

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/16/2019 at 16:17

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Did you get any other shopping at the time? Where did you put those things? Did you put them in a different pocket from the rest of your shopping so the packet didn’t get damaged? 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 03/16/2019 at 16:19

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all went in the same bag... and i fished em out when i got home... but then the phone rang and i havent seen em since

im gonna find em 5 months from now and be all like... da fuq i put you there for?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/16/2019 at 16:21

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but also... i really didnt think about the other meaning and i probably should have... my bad 

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/16/2019 at 16:25

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It sounds stupid but go back to where you emptied the bag and repeat to your self aloud what it is your looking for, it stimulates your memory, but if after five more minutes, no joy.

Go and do something else for five minutes. If you look way too hard for something, you’ll get annoyed and riled up and you’ll miss it, even if it’s right in front of you.

nj959 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/16/2019 at 16:29

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At least you’ll have free cigarettes.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 03/16/2019 at 16:29

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meh... i have a new pack now.... 5 months from now when i find it ill just be woohoooo free fags!

but thanks very much for the advice :)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > nj959 03/16/2019 at 16:31

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eventually.....lol

Svend > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/16/2019 at 16:36

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In the old days a match was called colloquially as a Lucifer, and a cigarette as a fag.

As noted in the WW1 song, Pack Up Your Troubles.

Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag and smile, smile, smile. While you’ve a lucifer to light your fag, smile, boys—that’s the style. What’s the use of worrying? It never was worthwhile, so pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag and smile, smile, smile.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/16/2019 at 16:39

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I personally don’t care but I didn’t know there was another meaning ...smoke a fag means two very different things where you are compared to the US -Unnecessary Hood Slang with Hondoyota

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 03/16/2019 at 16:40

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matches are still called lucifers over here

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/16/2019 at 16:43

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smoke a fag means kill one over there right?

yeah... thats a little different from my meaning

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/16/2019 at 17:31

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I suppose eating faggots in gravy means something different to North America too. Lol. 

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/16/2019 at 17:31

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Nice. 

Tristan > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/16/2019 at 18:19

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The original use of the word “faggot” referred to a bundle of sticks or twigs bound together as fuel. Calling a cigarette a “fag” is calling back to that as it resembles a burning stick. It became a homophobic slur as the bundle-o-sticks became associated with “women’s work” in the household. Younger boys would assist with household tasks and used faggots as brooms, then the name of the tool star ted to be applied to the user of the tool and the meaning just got uglier over time.

Th is concludes today’s innocuo us-to- bigoted etymology lesson.

Svend > Tristan 03/16/2019 at 20:31

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Faggots are also a type of meatball if you will, made with meat and offal.

Tristan > Svend 03/16/2019 at 20:38

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That’s a new one for me ... They look delicious.

Svend > Tristan 03/16/2019 at 21:12

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I don't like the texture much myself but the taste isn't all that bad. 

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/18/2019 at 14:49

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Well the problem is you bought fags instead of ‘cigarettes’.

Those fags probably got scared and ran away.

You may want to switch to marijuana...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 03/18/2019 at 14:53

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hmm... well.. that makes sense

ive actually got some marijuana at the moment... family left it behind,,, was just gonna give it away